my girlfriend changed my life with the simple trick of bedtime

it’s an incredible gift that i’m allowed seltzer

im leaving up my 1 million fail reblogs

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deanky:

Smoked salmon cream cheese bagel - the earth’s delight

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powerfulwizard:

Don’t call yourself a vegan if you eat silk

thefighter2-deactivated20200212:

With gnomes its all in the hat

evilvillain123456789:

surrounds you

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